nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.

That fucking whore is a nasal gurgler.

by gcate November 27, 2017

Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

glurge

Anything overly sappy, corny, or kitchy used to incite an emotional reaction. It is usually fictional, absurd and over-exaggerated and therefore fails at its intended task.

Often used to describe chain e-mails.

"That story about the boy with no eyes or ears or skin who got run over by a steamroller the day before he was supposed to get the puppy that his baseball team had saved up to buy him for his ninth birthday is total bullshit. It's just glurge."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Gurgle

A noise that comes from the throat often when sleeping a gurgle can be voluntary or involuntary for example one might gurgle when drinking for a laugh or one might gurgle in sleep on saliva an unpleasant affair

you were gurgling in your sleep again try not to gurgle it wakes everyone up

by star words May 14, 2020

freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

Gurglee

A beverage that when drinking you make a gurgle sound more than a gulp.

Could you pass me that gurglee? -as she points to a bottle of soda-

Oh, i'm sorry i'm too full from drinking all that gurglee.

by Squirlygirl July 19, 2012