Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

gloched

kicking some serious ass in Counter Strike, mainly by way of the Glock, hense the name.

Example: The way I GLOCH Zach is pathetic.

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 22, 2004

glaunched

scottish slang for ugly or stupid-looking

OMG Cerys is looking so glaunched today! What a shame.

by getglaunched July 18, 2021

glotched

Glotched is another word for saying that you are really really fucking stoned and had your fill of indulgence.

Dude I feel "GLOTCHED" out! Man!

by Tony Garcia December 30, 2007

gonched

When you and a couple of buddies smoke a good ounce of kush together and you can’t feel your legs

Dude I got real gonched last night , so gonched we walked six miles to my house

by Obj183 December 2, 2017

glounther

A glounther (originally)is someone who sniffs the saddles of womens bikes. Has developed - can now include seats, sheets or underwear.

"What are you at there?!" said the guard.
"Just a bit of glounthering" said Curtis.
"Fair enough - carry on".

by leaners of ballycolon February 13, 2004

Gloched

A variation of owned or pwnd. When a player of an online game utterly kicks the shit out of a noob or pro, they are then gloching them.

Pure Pwnage Gloches a11 31$3!111!1

"Oh no ive been HeadShotted"
"YOU GOT GLOCHED"

by Nizzim (SF'ing MF'ers) December 20, 2004