gokken

An incorrect spelling of the Japanese word "gokkun".

'Gokken? Oh, you mean "gokkun"...'

by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

glockenspeil

Someone who walks with no destination. The only thing that differentiates a glockenspeil, from a bum, is a dwelling to call their own.

WHOA, you hit that glockenspeil in the head with candycorn! That's okay he always walks around here. I've done it before.

by ten foot monster BILL BRASKI April 14, 2009

gokken

Gokkun is a version of bukkake in which a woman or man swallows a partner's semen or spits it into a partner's mouth. Gokkun is an onomatopoeia, which translates into English as "gulp", i.e., the sound one makes swallowing. The practice is often mistaken for bukkake.

Sarah was gokkun last night, there was nothin left..

by Mikedaddy February 11, 2005

Glockenturmphobia

The Fear of Thick Thighs

Guy: I can’t come over I got Glockenturmphobia so maybe some other time

by EspDia January 3, 2023

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006

glockenshpiel

an instrument played by the Irish native

Wow! That leprechaun really knows how to play the glockenshpiel!

by Mrs. McGillocuddy September 12, 2009