The Glowstick Trick

When you get hard and crack your dick like a glowstick

My friend told me to try the Glowstick Trick, turns out the fluid is red.

by The Glowstick Trick January 8, 2021

glowsticks

A necessary tool of life. Often used durnig raves, dance parties and such.

I've stocked up on enough glowsticks for an international rave!

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

one glowstick short of a rave

not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal

crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state

That emo kid was one glowstick short of a rave.

by dxo January 9, 2011

Glisten

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

by taedium April 5, 2012

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

glowstuck

When you either by a dare or voluntarily thrust a glow stick in another persons anal canal. Preferably if you are at an AA event (Alcoholics Anonymous) so when the glow stick repeatedly goes in and out of the butt it releases adrenaline mimicking the effects of booze. Simultaneously you should shout “ohh, well that’s nice”.

I can’t believe Tony got glowstuck last night, what a odd man!

by Bloody memes August 20, 2021

Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019