glisterphain

The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.

(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.

"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"

Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"

Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(

by Danluke Shedelhardt December 11, 2007

glister

glister is definitely fucking your girlfriend

biggest hustler you know

Damn glister hit my girl again

by ganglaw November 22, 2021

Glister

Usually someone names Sophie’s surname

Is your name Sophie Glister?

by Me6728920229 November 24, 2021

Glister

To sparkle with little flashes of light, like a diamond. A superior version of the word glitter.

The water glistered under the sun, orange as mango; it was a dazzling sight.

by Glister January 30, 2024

Eleanora Glister Scara for kids

Eleanora Glister Scara for kids is a kid x animation studio owned by Eleanora Glister Scara. Her real first name is Eleanora but most call her Eleanor for short. A kid x studio is an animated child porn studio. She only supports animated child porn, not real child porn. She's also not a pedophile. She's just making this out of her freedom and for shock content. She loves to entertain and creep people out.

stranger- have you ever heard of Eleanora glister scara for kids?

stranger 2- yeah I have. It's pretty creepy, even though real children are never used during the process.

by eleanora glister scara's kids October 2, 2023

Eleanora Glister Scara's kids

A user who is Eleanora Glister Scara runs a kid X studio which shows child porn in 2d animations, drawings, dolls, stop motions, and paintings.

tom- hey have you ever heard of eleanora glister scara's kids?

jerry- yeah it creepy because it promotes child porn even though no real kids are used.

by eleanora glister scara's kids November 3, 2023