Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

gherking

When an individual is in a state of shock or confusion in processing events that have occurred. Often paired with a hand to chest gesture, and perhaps a rocking motion.

Example: "I was gherking when Will.I.Am told me he was a fan of Bjork"

by Longislandicedhun August 12, 2015

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

Vaginal Gleeking

When the a vagina discharges unexpectedly (like a saliva gleek) only it is vaginal mucus. It spurts out.

G1:"While he was giving me oral, I had a vaginal gleeking. It got all over his face."
G2:"That must have been sticky."

by May Daisy April 22, 2010

gherking it

The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.

I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.

by Franklin Bluth September 18, 2008

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014