Glennon

1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.

"He pulled a Glennon!"

by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007

Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

Ryan Glennon

HeAvY MeTal HillBiLly

NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon

by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 8, 2012

john glenning the place

When talented people become REALLY annoying, rude, and talented people.

"Sorry, we're really John Glenning the place"

by No Uhhh May 3, 2019

glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.

"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"

by negus69 August 27, 2008

Glennons

The hair that grows on the back of your neck. Usually comes is two strips - one for each side of your neck.

Dude look at your freakin neck! Your Glennons are thick. Get em cut!

by Someone who has done this same thing October 13, 2006

glennjones

Im down

Want to rob a bank with a monkey? Hell yes I do, im glennjones.

by oooyyeeaaa June 3, 2014