Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash 

1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically

2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean

1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"

Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Glaswegian Goatee 

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

Glaswegian Goatee by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011

glaswegian smile 

Apparently, an "extension" of the lips created when a face's cheeks are cut from the corners of the mouth to the ear, leaving a scar.

Source: blabbermouth.net, from a comment to a news article.

Tommy Flanagan, who played Cicero in "Gladiator" and Morrison in "Braveheart," has had a so-called glaswegian smile ever since being mugged at a pub at which he was employed.

glaswegian smile by [dp] leviathan May 12, 2006

Glaswegien 

A language only heard in Glasgow. This language makes no sence to the normal person.

Wit ye oon, leaf thee wien alein ya mong

Glaswegien by GerkeH February 16, 2005

glaswegian shower 

The art of avoiding washing with actual water and soap, choosing instead to attempt to mask one's odour with cheap deoderant.

glaswegian shower by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Glaswegian Siesta 

A night in the cells

It kicked off down the pub last night, Dave ended up having a Glaswegian Siesta.

Glaswegian Siesta by kolo-kolo June 16, 2008

glaswegian jacuzzi 

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.

"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."

glaswegian jacuzzi by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018