Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

Glader

One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.

The Gladers have dreams of one day exscaping The Maze.

by Rachel_S January 4, 2011

glancer

A woman initially thought to be attractive at quick glance.

James: dude, did you see that girl in the next aisle over
Greg: yeah. She's a glancer

by CarlCarlson1275 January 8, 2016

ganderize

to look at, to examine, to take a gander

OK class, ganderize your homework.

by brdcrap February 18, 2008

Glancer

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

by astradave August 1, 2023

Ganderplus

To examine more closely, having had previously examined.

"Phil, you may want to ganderplus that blender when you get a chance, Kathy says it was acting up again last night."

by Captain Damage December 17, 2008

ghander

A ghander is an Indian person. No negative connotation is associated with it. It is another way of referring to an indian person.

Indian food can also be referred to simply as ghander.

Look at that ghander. (person)

Let's go get ghander. (food)

by bmcxiv February 22, 2008