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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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Glamorous mullet men

To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.

Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.

To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.

Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men
by OGGmm January 16, 2024
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GARAGE GLAMOROUS

Rock Star styled clothes you'll only see on people like Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow. Involves lots of black or just dark colors, ripped jeans or just ripped clothing, and possibly leather, if you wanna go all the way add a little black eyeliner. NOT to be mistaken for gothic, emo or skater clothes. This is the LESS-DEPRESSING and MORE fashionable version of them.
Did you see Russell Brand on the Mtv awards last night?

Yea

Isn't he so Garage Glamorous!
by Dance_til_ur_dead_14 October 10, 2009
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chill-glamorous

Looking so chilled out, yet having a glamorous appearance.
Ophelia looks so "chill-glamorous" in her cocktail dress while lying back on the sofa
by Photoshoot-Mark September 11, 2020
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Garage Glamorous

An outfit that you think looks cool. Only you could wear it and you “think” you can pull it off. However, you still would never wear it outside of your house.
“Hey girl, I love those ripped jeans.”

“Please, these jeans are only garage glamorous.”
by oneandonlyrockstar August 19, 2009
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The Glamorous Glow-stick

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.
Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.
by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021
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elamorous

When your idiot Roomate thinks the G in the song first class by Jack Harlow is an E.
I need to switch rooms because my Roomate is too elamorous.
by Jace man May 10, 2022
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