guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Guru Gabi Singh

It means what's happening, whats going on, whats the down low.

-Whats the Guru Gabi Singh?
-Nothing much, boring day.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

Guru Fetish Syndrome

When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.

Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!

Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.

by Lavinaura December 29, 2018

Ghurush

high school student in australia

hey ghurush how is the

maths assessment

by boydisafatchonker July 28, 2022

Super Kami Guru

Chief deity of the dragonball mythos, no one can surpass or even come close to his knowledge.

Guru? Wait, no Super Kami Guru.

Can I call you Guru for short?
Super Kami Guru accepts this.

by MyKikIsxMrxGrimmx18x July 28, 2016

Common Sense Guru

An individual who has gained a large following among members of the American Tea Party and/or other quasi-politcal groups. This person is easy to identify due to their constant facial scowl and constant litany of opinions and insults against any people who do not agree with him. This is his/her way of making sure their followers do not start thinking too much...after all it is the Common Sense Guru's job to do the thinking. Sometimes, however, this is problematic, due to the Guru's exclusive reliance on the "common sense", which is unfortunately both uncommon and subjective.

Typical words of a Common Sense Guru:

"We the people need better jobs but we don't want anyone else to have better jobs...'cause we have common sense and they don't"

"Let's stop paying teachers so much...that money needs to go to a better place, like the pocket of your Common Sense Guru"

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Strip Club Guru

One of those guys that goes strip club hopping all the time. He is familiar with most of the dancers, in most of the clubs that are in his part of the country. He knows the strip clubs like the back of his hand, because the front of his hand is usually occupied.

If you're looking for a dancer that you saw in a strip club four years ago, ask a strip club guru.

by The Cookie Man Can April 1, 2010