GhostDuck

When you fart with such force, the sheer wind power creates a vibrating effect between your buttcheeks. The resulting noise is a “Quuuaaaack!” Since there obviously isn’t a physical duck next to you, and humans cannot quack with such accuracy, the only logical explanation is that GhostDuck is around, haunting you with his cryptic cries.

You hear that anguished quack? Nah, wasn’t me farting...it must’ve been GhostDuck. Quacks and vanishes.

by LeAnimalia October 30, 2017

Ghostdoggin'

Ghostdoggin' is when someone creeps into your house at night and slips under the sheets and nails your wife/gf. This was a very consensual bootycall agreement between both parties. Afterwards, the Ghostdog slips out into the night never to seen again until your girl hits him up.

Michael was ghostdoggin' the hell out half the neighborhood! I hope he doesn't get caught!

by HeyMzTFNY March 20, 2021

ghostbooker

Someone who goes on Facebook purely to creep but never likes, comments, or contributes to the Facebook community.

Joe: your status is funny!

Eric: you saw it? Why didn't you like it? You're being such a ghostbooker.

facebook ghost

by Gildedfacets October 22, 2015

GhostJacked

He likes springtrap a bit too much

Ghostjacked is a rapist

by You Are A Bruh Moment April 15, 2020

ghostfucker

An individual, male or female, that successfully fucks a person, who is so unfortunately defined as a "ghost." To constitute someone as a ghost, he or she must be extremely pale, unpleasantly skinny, and disappear after a certain period of time. This “ghost” must also act as if he or she has constant PMS and look extremely pissed off and miserable at all times, causing he or she to not allow other individuals to have fun. Although there are exceptions to this term, this is what you are and always will be, Quinny.

Kooper: yeah, dumbass. at least i didnt hook up with a ghost.
Quinny: what?
Kooper: dude, you hooked up with a fucking ghost.
Quinny: huh, oh that girl, i didnt think she was a ghost.
Kooper: GHOSTFUCKER, and that is what you are and always will be.
Quinny: wtf, dude, i am gay.

by mynameisquinnyandiamaghostfucker December 26, 2008

Ghostbook

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.

S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.

by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009

Ghostdog

an ugly stud who fingers himself

by Anonymous August 28, 2003