also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi
by gavin March 17, 2004
by timberjaw February 02, 2015
by Burns December 02, 2003
Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
by pentozali February 06, 2006
A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011
by DivineFarter May 06, 2011
When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 02, 2018