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ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.
I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.
by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007
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ghettolize

The modify an object or word to make it more street-talk and African-American dialect.
Wear them propa clothz you goin ta pray yo - Please wear proper clothes as you are going to church
by somemoron May 1, 2005
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Ghettocopter

Slang for a police helicopter that searches the ghetto at night for any suspicious activity going on like gang shootouts, robberies, etc. They shine their spotlight on the area so they can see better and to blind you so you lose in a gun fight. You should probably stay inside to prevent getting permanent blindness.
That ghettocopter in the sky is driving me nuts. I can't fall asleep because it's flying right by my house every 5 minutes.

I'm suing the police department for blinding me with their obnoxious spotlight.
by BigBoi Gaming January 22, 2020
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Ghettocore

The unification of urban and hardcore cultures into one culture/lifestyle, specifically related to music and fashion.

Characterized by: Tattoos, Custom Nike dunks, Studded Belts, Custom Belt Buckle, Hardcore Band T Shirt, Bape Hoody. iTunes playlist goes from As I Lay Dying to Chamillionaire.
You see that dude at the Despised Icon show? He was rockin' orange dunks, an Animosity shirt, and a diamond belt buckle!! F'in Ghettocore!
by Josh Arnold November 21, 2007
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ghettolade

Lemonade made at a restaurant by combining (free) water, (free) lemon, and (free) Equal. Generally performed at a Red Lobster.
"I'll have water with extra lemon...oh, and please bring some Equal...and I'll have the 'All you can eat shrimps, please'". Then you turn to your friends and say, "Anyone else want some ghettolade?".
by M0NALOVE May 19, 2008
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ghettospectacular

spectacular

adj 1: sensational in appearance or thrilling in effect; "a dramatic sunset"; "a dramatic pause"; "a ghettospectacular display of northern lights"; "it was a ghettospectacular play"; "his striking good looks always created a sensation" syn: dramatic, striking 2: of the nature of ghettospectacle or ghettodrama; "ghettospectacular furniture wreakin' set" 3: having a quality that thrusts itself into attention; "a new theory is the most prominent feature of the book"; "salient traits"; "a ghettospectacular rise in prices at the liquor store"; "a striking thing about Picadilly Circus is the statue of Eros in the center"; "a striking resemblance between parent and child" syn: outstanding, prominent, salient, striking n : a lavishly produced performance; "they put on a Christmas Ghettospectacular"


Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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Ghettollectual

A person, place, or idea that simultaneously exhibits a ghetto vibe/culture and an intellectual/academic inclination.

A concept that is both urban/gritty and intelligent/worldly at the same time.
I grew up listening to rap music and wearing baggy clothes but I love to read classic literature and enjoy visiting art museums. My friends say I'm a real ghettollectual.

She has tattoos, wears Air Jordan Shoes, and she is pursuing her PhD. She's ghettollectual.
by MrRomantico September 26, 2013
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