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I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

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Grelle Sutcliff

She is a character off of Black Butler. And let me tell you, she is the most beautiful person/grim reaper I’ve ever seen. She is so perfect. I cannot explain it. She is very beautiful to me. And I love her. I bet you do too. Grelle, If you’re reading this... “I love you. Please marry me. I have thousands of posters of you. I cosplay you too. I love you so much.” -Me

Random person: Have you ever loved someone so much you just wanna die?

Me: Yes, and guess who that is?

Random person: I don’t know, you tell me.

Me: It’s Grelle Sutcliff. Who else did you think..?

Random person: I don’t know like your grandma or something. That’s weird.

Me: Bye.

by Grelle Simp October 21, 2020

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Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

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uri geller

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

by Illusionist November 22, 2007

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