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the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm
Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee
by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010
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guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.
If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.
by Bustamante January 4, 2008
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Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.
Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.
by unitysong April 24, 2006
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Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.
Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
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guarandamntee

by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003
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garans ball-barans

Pidgin term for guaranteed. Pidgin sayings sometimes rhyme, though nobody know's why. No worry beef curry
sole 1: ho bah! we go hang afta dakine stay pau wit doin' his stuff, u down?

sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!
by epicboots! July 9, 2011
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adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
by dwied August 11, 2009
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