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Geriaphobia

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.
Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.
by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006
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gerrica

Pretty awesome, loving, beautiful women! Gerrica's love their family more than life. She forgives very easy. Gerrica's tend to stick to one relationship that makes them extremely miserable. Gerrica's usually can't trust many and the ones who she does trust are in a very safe spot in her heart. Gerrica's do not know their worth. Gerrica's are smart, and their hearts are so big. Gerrica's need to know when to step onto a new stepping stone and leave the past behind, because Gerrica's were born to succeed!
Gerrica has a very controlling boyfriend. I wish Gerrica would move on and enjoy life.
by Gerrica February 4, 2017
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Gexican

I woke up in the middle of the night screaming... "I knew it! I knew it! I AM a gexican!" It all made so much sense. I love dick, tacos, and camouflaging my self. Now I'm at peace.
by Gspot24 September 4, 2019
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.
Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac
by Rockintoes November 11, 2017
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Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.
What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?
by gator13 December 19, 2010
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geriatric X

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).
My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.
by brbbri December 14, 2008
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