The Gerg

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.

by rreza July 29, 2008

Gerg

When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased

Greg is so gerggy right now, like so gerg he is basically a gerggy poo.

by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019

Gerg

Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.

person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...

by Gerg =) September 16, 2004

Gergely

The Hungarian interpretation of the name Gregory.

Umm.. yeah. Gergely is used just like any other name.

by malouise August 8, 2017

Gerg

someone that very very rarely gets sex

what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini

by bucket! February 22, 2003

Gerg

Someone who slacks off!

Hey you Gerger, why don't you do some work!

by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza March 8, 2006

Gerg

One of great cynicism and wisdom

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts

by Rachel February 22, 2003