Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza August 24, 2008

by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019

Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
by Gerg =) September 15, 2004

by malouise August 8, 2017

by bucket! February 21, 2003

by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza April 15, 2006

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
by Rachel February 22, 2003
