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The Gerg

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.

The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.

The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza August 24, 2008
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Gerg

When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased
Greg is so gerggy right now, like so gerg he is basically a gerggy poo.
by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019
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Gerg

Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...
by Gerg =) September 15, 2004
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Gergely

Umm.. yeah. Gergely is used just like any other name.
by malouise August 8, 2017
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Gerg

someone that very very rarely gets sex
what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini
by bucket! February 21, 2003
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Gerg

Someone who slacks off!
Hey you Gerger, why don't you do some work!
by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza April 15, 2006
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Gerg

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
by Rachel February 22, 2003
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