gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004

germasian

One who is of German and Asian heritage.

"Is he German or Asian?"
"He's Germasian!"
"Ohhh. I'd tap that."

by fastmovingzombie January 24, 2007

gerbster

An animal that is 50% gerbil and 50% hamster, ie, the child of 1 purebred gerbil and 1 purebred hamster.

Pet Store Customer: That's a nice looking Germster you have there.

Pet Store Employee: No, this is a Gerbster; she's only one-half hamster. A Germster has a Gerbster father and a Hamster mother.

by Gene Splicer May 25, 2006

geybask

(pronounced "gay-bask") the pidgey that is so inappropriately named by the second trainer in the poke cup in pokemon stadium 2 for nintendo 64.

"Geybask! I choose you. Shoot you Gey sperm all over the opponent!"

"Geybask! Use your anal gust attack!"

"Geybask! Peck your opponent into sexual submission!"

by BTTB May 22, 2009

Germasmic

when you have amazing sex with a german guy or girl who is really good in bed.

"that was Germasmic"

by Jace ace December 27, 2008

Gervase

A Gervase is insanely sexy. Gervase is sex that walks around. Very nice, gets along well with everyone. A Gervase can also be a jerk and an asshole a good 99% of the time but you love a Gervase anyway.

sex, hot, jerk, Gervase

by Michelleeeeeeeee January 6, 2009

gorbashit

That asshole who ruined your sexy classless society.

Na dude USSR fell cause of Gorbashit.

by Soviet_Union June 17, 2014