Geography

A Lesson where I decided to start making these so I was bored

Geography is a great place to procrastinate

by Despapito001 December 17, 2018

geographically undesirable

Also Abbrev. as GA

1) When a potential mate / dating prospect lives at a distance.

2) A job prospect in a location where you don't want to live.

1) e.g. I live in New York, She lives in England... she's cute, but she's completely geographically undesirable.

2) e.g. They offered me $120k for the position, but there's no chance I'm moving to French Lick, Indiana. That's way too G.A.

by urbanVirus July 16, 2006

pulling a geographic

A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Geographist

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.

Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything

by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010

Geographohologist

A term describing one who studies geographohology, the study of Geology in conjunction with Geography.
Typically used in a situation in which a person is questioned about an absurdly obscure geologic feature.

"So did Mt. Somevolcanoyouveneverheardof explode yet?"

"What do you think I am? Some kind Geographohologist?"

by J3holaday February 11, 2009

Geographically Embarrased

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned

The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

by chaucer_had_it_coming March 31, 2010