geoffed

Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely

The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out

This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.

by Hazard30 August 29, 2008

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Geoffing

Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.

Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.

by The Great Divide July 06, 2010

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a short dude with a fairly long dick.most people around him has seen it and say it must be a kickstand for him.

I saw geof in the bedroom last night and he used his weiner as a kickstand,wow thats talented

by wickedglongcock February 12, 2010

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The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

by Bagpuss September 02, 2003

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Get Geoffed. Geoffed by geoff the geoffer.

by Get Geoffed December 02, 2020

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When you're pranking someone, or they make a mistake, or something negative happened to them. They just got geoffed.

Person 1: *Click's link and leads to a site you wouldn't wanna know*
Person 2: Get geoffed!
Person 3: Man just got geoffed!
Get/Got Geoffed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by GeoffStans December 02, 2020

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When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.

I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"

by Some kinda Lokan June 16, 2011

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