Geneseo Farm Plow

Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.

It was planting time and farmer Nick decided it was time to Geneseo Farm plow with his woman.

by A1A Beachfront AVE. September 9, 2003

Geneseo Highschool

Geneseo Highschool, or GHS, is a school some would call a “rich white school”, which is kind of the case. Located in Geneseo IL, there’s a large variety of students, rich, not so rich, pretty, not so pretty, and so on. Our priority is football, but we also value the fine arts, but if you don’t like football then we don’t like you. Our school mostly consist of drugs and football. Drugs are basically everywhere and at every corner, but that’s not important. Our school has plenty of opportunities, such as band or choir, sports like soccer and football, and other fine art choices like fall play and musical. There are a few fights every month, but nobody dies, so that’s good. Geneseo highschool is a school filled with drugs, opportunities and dead memes.

George: Hey Jason, what school does your kid go to?
Jason’s son: ok boomer.
Jason: Geneseo highschool.

by Okay so what April 3, 2020

Geneseo Girls

Geneseo Girls are college girls in Geneseo who are all beautiful. Geneseo Girls are sometimes smart but always hot and often from Long Island.

Damn, look at them Geneseo girls

by jeffcart April 15, 2014

Geneseo, Illinois

Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.

The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.

Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.

by Little Green February 29, 2016

Geneseo,IL

A small town where if you don’t play sports, do drugs, or have money you don’t mean shit. The cops are just about as stupid as the town. They can not tell if dope is bud. The sports people think there all the shit when there stupid. 90% of the student body has used or abused drugs. Your one of two things if you live in this town a “druggie” or “rich thinking you hit a good town” as not very many people see the drug problem. There’s lots of fights and preppy bitches.

Person A- dude I just moved to Geneseo,IL

Person B- your gonna regret that
Person A- naw everyone’s cool
Person B- because there all on drugs

by The_truth420 November 11, 2021

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

suny geneseo

SUNY Geneseo is a small college in western New York. Geneseo is not the same as what it once was. All the college bars either shut down or were burned down. Now that the nightlife is gone, so are the students. The acceptance rate has plummeted because they cut so many majors. Even the bear in the center of Main Street is gone. Since it's in the middle of no where the only thing to do was drink, and since there are no more bars, don't go here.

"Man remember how hard we threw down in Suny Geneseo last weekend? I don't."

by SUNY Student June 13, 2017