Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

cream of geese

A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".

A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?

B: Was he being a goose again?

A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!

by Purely Poisonous May 20, 2009

Geese goose

A much better way of saying a people person

Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose

by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020

geeked as fuck

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.

"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"

by The Infamous One August 28, 2007

geeked

To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them

Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !

by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019

Geeshed

Geeshed means when you are so faded to the point where you have no idea what’s happening

Broooo brooo I’m so geeshed right now I can’t move

by MyBoyBobby July 12, 2019

geester

Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.

Don't mess with YoPhang, he's a bad geester!

by sgandhi September 9, 2008