Guzzle Juice

A terrible drink originating from the pile of shit called Fortnite.

Person 1: yOu ShOUlD plAY FaRDnIghte!!! i GOT DA guzzle JUICE!
Person 2: Hello mario

by Guzzle Juice Hater April 7, 2022

Truck-Stop Guzzler

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.

That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.

by Amoux June 9, 2014

gizzler

3 toed couch sloth that when not in hibernation in his "Gizlair" comsumes gloutonous amounts of free marijuana and stuffs himself with expired pastries and arizona green tea from his local arab food mart.

Habits: Sleeping on the clock, begging for bong hits, hoarding scrumptious goodies in his gizlair, complaining of having to work 2 hours a day picking up dog poop, feeding pit bulls, and doing minor house chores while watching HBO on demand!

The gizzler himself

by Roc Dog April 3, 2008

gazzelist

The most spectacular person/thing/idea ever. Awesome x10. It's a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, pronoun, article, and any other part of speech it wants to be.

"Dude, that concert last night was freaking gazzelist. I broke my arm in three places."

by about600midgets September 22, 2009

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

The Guzzler

A brilliant super-hero alter ego! Based on the massive amount of cum one can guzzle.

Eitan: Who is that superman
David: They call him...the guzzler
Scott "The Guzzler": I could kick and guzzle a banana tree to death in under 60 seconds
Eitan: Oh Wow!

by theproofisinthepudding October 23, 2013

cock guzzler

The art of being able to shove and swallow whole cocks (cockerels) down ones mouth within a short time

"Look at that elephant god... He swallowing all those cocks at once... He must be one of those cock guzzlers I told you about"

by curry cums out of my jab end February 24, 2015