Gaytard

a gay retard

That guy over there is a gaytard!

by Ali Mcknight March 25, 2003

gaytardiculous

Amazingly stupid. If you want to call something gay, but that just isn't a strong enough word; If something is gay to the extent that you would call it ridiculously gay; that thing is gaytardiculous.

Goddamnit, I called for that pizza like two hours ago, this is gaytardiculous, why the hell aren't they here yet?

by Kibagame May 18, 2006

Gaytard

Two insults combined into one, as if to say one is a gay retard without wasting your breath on the 're' part.

Lisa: Hey, did Jack just let someone kick him in the balls for a dollar?

Jon: Yeah, he's a real Gaytard. I would have at least made it five!

by [KrystalxCore] June 12, 2007

Gaytarded

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.

"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."

by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

Gaytard

Gaytard©- Noun
Pronunciation: (Ga-tard)
Definition: A person that is neither gay or retarded, however acts like they are both.

Examples:
"Look at him out there dancing, what a gaytard."
"Dude, that is totally gaytarded."
"I believe he suffers from gaytardism."

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by Amy Denny September 7, 2006

gaytarded

a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010