Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Garland

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

by HardKnox July 9, 2009

Lawn Guyland

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.

"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."

by sundryreasons January 28, 2009

Garland

The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict

by Pasa Doble March 27, 2009

Lawn Guyland

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

by wendystarr January 6, 2005

Garland

City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.

Garland Texas. Yeah thats my Hood!

by JaCoreySS May 7, 2013

The Guyland

Long Island. A place where people talk about their televisions, their cars, and their lawn.

He lives on the guyland.

by 212person May 27, 2011