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Crimson Gauntlet

When you're dancing with a chick and she's on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. That's when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.
That bitch freakin' me was on her rag, so I had to serve her up the ole' crimson gauntlet..
by Skipp, Jo & Roob March 18, 2010
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Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.
Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.
by pigaloo December 15, 2009
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Shower Gauntlet

A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.
Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.
by JimFart October 11, 2018
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Fope Gauntlet

A Central New Jersey term named after college baseball athlete Matt Fope. A Fope Gauntlet consists of drinking 30 Miller lites in 30 minutes and then consuming an entire rotisserie chicken or grandma-style pizza.
Professor David isn't in class today because he preformed a Fope gauntlet last night.
by Alex the big A September 14, 2022
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The Infinity Gauntlet

The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off
Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.
by op potato slayer June 6, 2018
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Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi

The catchphrase of the famous advertiser on the youtube channel known as MandJTV
Michael: Greetings, Pokefans! Michael here and
Grunty boi: Haha! It is I, Grunty Boi
by DudeOnAnApp February 7, 2023
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Gauntlet

A ritual usually performed for initiation or as a punishment in waterpolo. All the players line up to form a corridor, and one player attempts to swim through. This player is then kicked and punched as he tries to swim through. Common injuries from this include broken ribs, concussions and internal bleeding in the rectum.
How the fuck did you miss that shot, that deserves a gauntlet!

Doctor: *examining prostate* Have you been sexually abused in the last 12 months?

Patient: Nah I just joined a waterpolo club and had to run the gauntlet.
by ChizzGod October 2, 2019
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