gas money

suckin dick, blowjob

hey shane, can u give me a ride home?

only if u gimme sum gas money

by shane t April 1, 2008

Gas Money

Lowest rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she'll bang anyone for Gas Money. One usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. Also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the crap out of one's "so-called" friends for allowing this bullshit to happen. Poor guy.

"Why didn't we stop Spoons from banging that Gas money last night? We better stay out of his way for a while, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up, IF he wakes up. Poor guy......"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Gas Money

Money used to buy drugs, alcohol, party entrees, etc.

Yo I'm about to hit the liquor store, y'all got Gas Money?

I'm buying concert tickets, send me some Gas Money.

by YoungMuzzy August 11, 2017

Gas Money

Slang term for crack cocaine. Used mainly by white boys in small towns.

Jon: "He totally sold his car for gas money"
Me: "... ME TOO!"

by Mims304 October 19, 2011

Gas Money

Used in a similar manner as "swag" or "mojo". Someone who has money, charm, confidence, and style.

"Dang boy, you walked in here all decked out in Gucci" "ya you could say I got gas money"

by OGChristine April 24, 2022

Gasmonkey

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.

"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."

by cyndasaur July 7, 2014

Gas money

To suck on a man’s dick, for the pleasure or for the money. Another term for “Blowjob”.

My girlfriend gave me gas money, because she was broke.

by MyNamesDick October 24, 2017