Quarter Black Garrett

A Type of man bun that is worn without the concern for other, therefore it is above reproach. Similar to Gandalf in the Lord of the rings & often hidden by a beanie or other headwear.

That dude is rocking the Quarter Black Garrett Hair style

by Counterfactualunitednewsteam March 1, 2022

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Quarter Black Garrett

One who is often self-aware of the likes of others but dismisses them for the sanctity of being genuine. Will find anyone who dismisses honest approach and will put his hands for free on facebook market to anyone who thinks they can outshine him at being Wolverine in the modern world.

"That man is such a Quarter Black Garrett and now I am wet."

by BroSquared April 5, 2022

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017

garret brown

He just a fuck boy

This nigga garret brown

by Wooshhh May 19, 2014

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021