The GazettE

1. A Japanese Visual Kei Band.

Who makes fucking bad-ass songs that causes eargasm.

The Greatest band ever.

2. A Jrock Band consisting of 5 Hot members, makes you a fangirl even if you're a guy.

J.rocker 1: What are you listening?

J.rocker 2: Filth in the beauty.

J.rocker 1: Oh! The GODS The GazettE

by Candydive Pinky Heaven April 24, 2011

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Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

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Garnette

Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡

Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?

Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..

by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015

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Garett

He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy

Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett

by #Hidudes April 6, 2015

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Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

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Gator Gazette

Newspaper currently being published by four anonymous Cinco Ranch High School students who refer to themselves as "The Persian Rug," "The Legend," "Clicky," and "Oca." Named "The Gator Gazette" to allegedly create an attractive title ("Gator" comes from the principal's infamous line, "Go Gators!") This newspaper can be found in any boy's restroom, whenever a new edition arrives. Critics of the Gator Gazette claim that the editors desire nothing but fame among Cinco Ranch students, and simply waste time on the newspaper to put on their college resumes.

Person 1: Dude, a new edition of the Gator Gazette is coming out! Can't wait!

Person 2: You read? Gah, there are better things to do in life.

Person 3: That Gatah Gazette aint nothin' but trouble. Bonsal betta' find those pussy editors and whoop 'em with ISS!

by The 5th Wannabe Editor April 19, 2005

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