Gazzard

To be consitently stupid and dim-witted.

Vince: Tony abbot is better then a ranga.
Kallum: Shut up you fucking wog, your such a Gazzard.
Chris: Yep, your a bloody Gazzard.

by Kallum0225888 September 9, 2010

Gozer the Gozarian

To shoot your load all over her body; face, hair, tits, stomach so that it looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man exploded on her.

Dude, kleenex wasn't enough! I went Gozer the Gozarian on that bitch!

by Big Choker August 23, 2011

Gazarov effect

When you are proven wrong multiple times online and instead of learning why you block everyone instead.

Sean belanger has been in full gazarov effect today

by scottitoohotti January 18, 2017

gozar

An emphatic expression indicating empathy with another's misfortune.

Paul: Hey remember how I got that hamburger at McDonald's the other day that tasted like shit and then I had to go to the hospital.
Dave: Yeah.
Paul: Well, I just saw on channel 4 news at 5 that some junior high school cook had been shitting on the grill without anybody noticing.
Dave: Oooh. Gozar.

by Max Forbes and Helsinki Falcon December 8, 2006

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Gozar

A person who posts in an internet chatroom or blog, who, whether knowingly or innocently, brags about himself or his possessions. Usually refers to the expenditure casually so as to make it sound like the cost is no big deal to the poster.

A typical post by a Gozar:

"Hey, look what I picked up today"
insert pic of new 90 inch plasma TV

by CFOT August 18, 2006

gazar

Wealthy person; someone who withholds a great fortune

Bob is the wealthiest gazar in the United States.

by @u$+!n February 23, 2007