gallows bird

n. A defendant who is certain to be condemned to death with no chance of pardon or reprieve.

"Down here in Macomb, Alabama, we knowed that nigra-boy Tom Robinson was a gallows bird 'fore the trial even got started."

(Two lawyers at lunch)
Lawyer #1: Let's see, we have Alan Lee Davis for kidnapping and murder first degree, LaShawndra Simmons for distributing crack rock, and BraNell Wallace for grand theft of some rims, apparently.

Lawyer #2: We shouldn't take Davis. Let's be honest--he's a gallows bird. Folks hate him and the DA has an open-and-shut case.

by Carl Willis December 2, 2004

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Gallows Humor

The art of making comedy in a situation of helplessness or hopelessness.

The only escape from your worthlessness in the world.

Man, my gallows humor was really showing today.

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

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fucking gallow

A fucking gallow (or gallows as a group) are bastards that lie to get your attention, as they may also come off snarky and attractive at the same time.

you tricked me you fucking gallow!

by maskerr August 19, 2017

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Gallows

A sexy sexy man with great collarbones and a big penis

That man is Gallows, he is so unbelievably sexy and cool and has a big penis.

by Bigballsncock69 November 21, 2021

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Gallow

A hot and sweet gal, often with a monotone hair color. She is always a young mom. She likes to wear red and black velvet clothes, and look fire in a suit. She usually acts sadistic but really just loves you and her kids who she treats well. Perfect girl fr

Anon1: who’s gallow.
Anon2: milf material homie.
Anon1: iight imma go shoot my shot.

by AnonymousAndAndrogynous June 25, 2023

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