Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

Gropenfuhrer

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."

Governator Gropenfuhrer

by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004

Marchini Grope

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.

Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"

by Gronk88 May 16, 2017

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

gropecunt

Gropecunt Lane was a street name found in English towns and cities during the Middle Ages, believed to be a reference to the prostitution centred on those areas.

You can therefore assume that 'Gropecunt' means the primary act which took place on this Lane, i.e the groping of a woman's genitalia (cunt).

Adam: "Fuck I'm bored, shall we go do something fun?"

Dave: "Yes, let's go gropecunt some chicks on Gropecunt Lane."

by ad88m November 1, 2014

Air Gropes

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible

You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).

by willey1 November 21, 2010

grope

to touch another in an aggressively sexual way

he groped her uncontrollably during foreplay

by marilyn October 9, 2002