Grand Rapids

A city in Michigan with about 200,000 residents. The metropolitan area has around 1,000,000 residents. It has the highest murder, rape, assault, and theft in all of West Michigan. It is also home to GRPS which owns Union high school, Ottawa high school, Creston high school, and Central high school who all four are on the list of worst schools in the U.S. Union has the highest drop out rate in all of the U.S. under 25% of their students graduate. 1 of 9 will make it to senior year. Union also is number second highest for assault, and third for weapons. In one year alone there were four rapings, two shoot outs, and 53 incidents of weapons un just Union. All in all Union made it second on the list of worst high schools in the U.S followed by Creston 4th Ottawa 5th and Central 10th.

"Martha who is that trashy new boy."

"Oh that's a product of Grand Rapids."

by Aaron Linton October 22, 2008

Grand Rapids

Nestled midway Between Chicago and Detroit this city is a ghetto. This is where the other cities export their loons.

Say Hi to all the hobos standing on Martin Luther King Junior Street literally begging for change. The federal Gov'ts plan to let the blacks work at half pace and pay for it with mass inflation is the epidemy of Grand Rapids. They literally increase your rent to subsidize the black caused inflation and it's still out of control.

Hey what's that ghetto over there? It's Grand Rapids!

by Dave Covers January 6, 2024

Grand Rapids Christian

GRCHS is one of the great schools Grand Rapids has to offer, although this is a "Christian" school kids often do drugs there around 2014 loads of kids there did Cocaine but the christian kids today smoke marijuana even the kid you envy who gets straight A's and plays 4 sports, Even an exchange student from Korea got caught with a dab pen. This school has many secrets which can't be exposed but let's just say the kids there love to get down and dirty .There rivalry school they compete against is East Grand Rapids although many students here at GRC have friends who go to East they still seem to have a huge flame between them. EGR & GRC student love smoking blunts together which may be the reasoning behind why they are becoming friends but that won't change the heat they have on the filed. The best sports team GRC has is basketball and Volleyball, X recently graduated and went onto play for MSU he was by far the best player on the team, and for Volleyball the Gates are the anchor of the team and the may not all be cute but they have talent. Grand rapids Christian is a private school with very high tuition for kids who are supposed to give the image of good Godly christian ways none as the eagle way which not all of them follow by. Welcome to Grc

Hey , did you hear that Jesse went to the choir room with Brad?

They totally did it, let's hope Vanderwilp won't catch them. Grand Rapids Christian is crazy dude

Aye, you tryna smoke big doinks in the parking lot during lunch?

Hell yeah but we gotta go to Wendy's after bro.

by Vagina Butkus December 20, 2017

Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.

Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

by yourmommalops April 8, 2009

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011

Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Grand Rapids, MI

Also known as "Grand Crapids" or "Crap Rapids," a shitty city in West Michigan. The unemployment rate is 12% and the shopping centers and roads are PACKED 24/7. No one has a job yet everyone is buying stuff and crowding up the stores. The sky is gray 9 out of 12 months, the sun does not exist there in 9 mths, which makes you freezing, pale, and depressed. Full of ghetto people and bums who ask for money, and if you give them food they throw it back in your face, cuz you damn well they wanna buy some weed! Nothing to look at. There are no mountains - its flat as fuck. Burglaries and crime are rampant. Home of the Rodrick Dantzler killing spree. People do not know how to drive. The "beach" is not a beach. It is like a shitty, cold ass arctic icy body of water. And last but not least the vehicles look like they are just coming from a war zone in Iraq, or were used for practice in military bombing. There are no auto inspections and no one knows how to use a f@#king turn signal/directionals-which explains why every car looks like it came from a war zone because of accidents, or possibly being hit by IEDs (and no one has money to fix it, nor do the cops care if your car ain't safe to drive!) If you have lived somewhere else other than here, than you KNOW what I'm talking about...welcome to life in a third world country...

Hey, have you been to Grand Rapids, MI? Oh yeah, that shitty city in the US that is like Afghanistan!

by Zooky1 January 14, 2012