Gooseneck

A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.

Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.

1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"

"That's three words gooseneck!"

2) Someone keeps stalling the car.

"Nice one gooseneck!"

3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.

"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"

by ayekid October 29, 2009

gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.

Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.

by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010

GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis

tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...

by mogens kruse January 6, 2005

GOOSENECK

an annoying little bastard that hounds you to put a definition in Urbandictionary .com

<GOOSENECK> do a GOOSEY
<GOOSENECK> GOOSENECK def
<GOOSENECK> go go now now

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

gooseneck

The act of giving oral/head so well your head bobs up and down like a goose’s neck

blowjob bella gave me that nasty gooseneck

by Bjbella420 January 27, 2019

gooseneck

a really hairy pair of mouldy balls but a small dick. lots of people have these so girls,WATCH OUT.these also hurt in sex:)

"ewwww,craigs got a gooseneck"

by SpAsTiCbIrD March 7, 2019

Gooseneck

A dick that is very long and very skinny at the same time.

Girl chat- “so, have a good time with rob last night?”
“Yes but no, he kept stabbing me in the uterus with that gooseneck dick of his!”

by Andy Slate February 16, 2024