Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>

by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

googlebated

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.

Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.

by Diabos January 29, 2016

Googlear

Googlear is a real Spanish Verb. It means 'To Google'. It conjugates like a regular AR verb:

I Google - Yo Googleo
You Google - Tu Googleas
He/She/It Googles - El/Ella Googlea
We Google - Nosotros Googleamos
You all Google - Vosotros Googleais
They Google - Ellos/Ellas Googlean

Mis amigos y yo Googleamos en la clase de historia.
(My friends and I Google in history class.)

Me gusta Googlear.
(I like to Google.)

by jmcookiemonster25 March 18, 2011

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlebation

To google everything for answers to all your questions

I google everything they call me google man; my superpower, Googlebation!

by DemonFlame December 27, 2007

Googlation

Completing a mathematical equation by use of information obtained through Google.

"How much does that thing weigh?"

-"Based on my googlations about 200 pounds."

by mrs.smith January 21, 2013

Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009