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Twat. Distinct from a 'cunt'; a dickhead.
"Whatever, you golfer."
golfer by MrT. January 12, 2007
A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)
"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"
golfer by minimimio May 11, 2021

Golfer Kick 

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"
Golfer Kick by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010

golfer's tan 

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.
Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

golfer spasm 

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.
Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm
golfer spasm by zamorak November 26, 2013

Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.
Golfer's Hand by Jock Turner July 2, 2007