The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
by Travis Henry August 02, 2008
An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
by vaginaFREEDOM December 11, 2008
When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
by thegrandbuzz November 30, 2009
When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.
Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'
by Century25 October 01, 2013
Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"
by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006
When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you
I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.
by Mockerpants2 December 07, 2022