geometry

A useless subject designed to prepare you for an even more useless subject, trigonometry.
Clara: I love geometry!
Robin: …what.
by goshdangitmark March 02, 2022
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geometry

A form of mathematics that has few real life applications apart from architecture, contruction, physics, astronomy, and other mathmatical sciences.
WHy do we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?

It helps you learn how to think.

Why is this a math class?

Because geometry is math.

Why to we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?
by Master_stghm February 10, 2006
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geometry

a course you are required to take in high school, usually after Algebra. Extremely boring, not to mention difficult for most people. You will never have to use the things you learned about in class in your future career. In other words, GEOMETRY IS A ROYAL WASTE OF TIME.
The skills you learn about and practice in Geometry class will only be useful to you if you decide to become a Geometry teacher. If that sounds pointless and stupid to you, well, welcome to high school!
by little-mouse July 08, 2010
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Geometry

1. A really stupid class that nobody could ever pass or understand, even if they got a hundred and ten on their Algebra test.

2. The purest form of torture that usually devils only teach

3. The class that most sociable people talk, pass notes, text, sleep ect. in.

4. A word that makes most cry, get bored to death, go jump off a cliff, or perhaps even kick their ugly math teacher.

5. Another word for sickness or death or weirdness or something

6. Something that teachers say has to do with math, but really doesn't have crap to do with any sort of math typed thing. In fact, it is only a period of complete uselessness. (see def. #3)

"I suffered a terrible geometry the other day. Yes, it left me nearly lifeless."

Our teacher had us wave papers in the air and say "Geometria" in some type of cannibal chant.

He said geometry and I burst into tears.
by Kaela Burr October 16, 2007
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geometry

1.) The most horrible class ever devised
2.) A chance to fire up your ipod during school and jam for an hour
3.) Can you say text messaging!
4.) When Geo- meaning really hard and Metry- meaning there is no way you can pass the class, come together and ruin your GPA
Im totally failing geometry!
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Geometry

I hate this subject with a burning passion, it is not applicable to anything that will ever be used ever unless you take a stupid job as a high school math teacher. It is especially stupid because our teacher made us write a fuck ton of proofs and my wrist still has PTSD from that.
Whats your grade in Math?
I wanna die.
The class is easy if you try.
Shut the fuck up Max Geometry is a stupid subject.
by YungTejano2004 March 08, 2019
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Geometry

A class thats useful IF you plan on going into architecture, construction, or Civil Engineering. Apart from that, its not really applicable. Just let me move right on to Algebra 2 instead of wasting my sophomore year Texas Education Agency!
Ted: Wow Mr. Wells is such a great teacher! I love Geometry!
Me: Well thats great for you, now let me sleep during his lecture.
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 05, 2011
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