grismer

Any combination of bodily fluid(s), accumulating during coitus. Only acknowledged if resulting in a stain, pool, or visible clot.

Typical post-coital exchange:

"Sweetie... (drag off cig) That was nice."

"Honey, you got a little grismer on you." (points in general direction)

(wipes) "Oh, um, there. Did I get it?"

"Sort of. It's right there. On your cheek. I'll get it."

And.... CUDDLE! (End of scene.)

by The Lover Victor Pooge August 3, 2009

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GISM

GISM ( also G.I.S.M.) were a hardcore band (with strong metal leanings) formed in Japan in the early 1980s. The acronym G.I.S.M. has never had a constant meaning attached to it. Variations include God In The Schizoid Mind, Guy In Suicide Mission, Guerilla Incendiary Sabotage Mutineer, and Gnostic Idiocyncracy Sonic Militant.
GISM were widely known for the extreme violence present in their lyrics, and live shows.

GISM is the greatest band to ever walk the earth.

by Justin White August 23, 2005

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Grismeldy

Grismeldy is the best person you will meet in the world. Her unique name makes her unique entirely ; shes funny, sweet, mysterious. When she smiles your whole world lights up and she has the sexyest body ever. Her look gives her a naughty sense combined with innocence.

dude # 1 : Do you know that girl Grismeldy?

dude # 2 : Ofcourse.... shes that amazing girl, right? :)

by ChrisJeezy May 5, 2011

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grismal

the intersection of grim and dismal, like, for example, most jobs (with "e.g. working for walmart" being the best example for people who don't work to imagine what working might be like). other examples would be english cuisine, waterboarding (for the waterboardee), all of the circles of hell, also purgatory etc., a tea party with actual tea party members, going ice fishing with the cable guy, etc. etc. most people lead lives that are both dismal and grim, so this shouldn't be a hard idea for most of you to imagine.

"so, you clean the inside of sewage tanks for a living, what's that like?"
"generally i'm a postive person and i don't like to sound self pitying or negative, but, in a word, pretty grismal"

by RRobertson December 9, 2013

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gism

Slang for human semen.

I wiped up my gism with a paper towel.

by The other Theo February 9, 2004

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Gism Face

A person who loves to get a fat load or a wad or straight up cum (gism) all over their dome.

They usually grab the cock and smack their face with it while it's expelling the gizz. If the gism face is a guy, he will just rub his face inside the pussy like no tomorrow.
You can usually spot a gism face because they usually have a little gizz on their face.

Reference the movie 'Bruno" where meets the ghost of Milli Vanilli, if that scene was real, Bruno would obviously be the gism face.

Dude, that chick must love the cock, she's got a major gism face.

Hey, you've got some sour cream on your cheek, wipe it off before someone mistakes you for a mega gism face.

Oh man, I gave the best face last night, ended up with a MAJOR gism face.

(theme to Superman begins)...it's GISM FACE!

by StinkyLee February 11, 2010

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