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Non-Gay-Gay-Friend

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.
I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.
by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009
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Gaygar

In the context of an online videogame, a Gaygar is a person and/or people who often verbally assault other individuals after beating them in a certain competitive or casual game using cheats/exploits, disrespectfull strategies or overpowered tools to help them achieve the victorious result. These players are often able to be beaten quite easily by more skilled/experienced individuals. One earns the right to call someone a Gaygar after beating them in a player to player engagement while the defeated person has been confirmed to be disrespectfull.
"Oh bro, that Jonas165 guy is such a Gaygar, he camps all game!"
by Mauskator March 22, 2021
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GayGa Army

The army of homosexuals that Lady Gaga has following around her like puppies.
"Did you notice the increase of the GayGa Army at our school?"
by l_rosenberry March 15, 2010
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non-gay gay marriage

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.
"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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gayrays

(n.) sometimes a sixth sense for people detecting a queer at least 10' away.
Oh shit my gayrays are all over the place!
by chicoblaco May 16, 2005
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Gaygoyle

Hey Gayvid, I'm sorry i couldn't pound your ass last night when we got back from Nutz & Boltz. Those Gaygoyles just turned me right off.
by Shaun Gowman May 17, 2009
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gayaya

Very similar to ayaya from Kin-iro Mosaic, the only difference is that it's for gays. Also, you can call people gayaya.
Come here gayaya.
by zf a god January 19, 2021
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