galpal’d

when someone wrongly assumes that a lesbian couple is just friends, or “galpal’s.”

“dude i can’t stop thinking about how steven galpal’d his own moms in jailbreak by asking if sapphire was ruby’s ‘friend’”

“oh my god”

by xylobones September 28, 2019

Bimbo Galpal

a fake hoe that shall be the girl your friends with.

girl: wheres your bimbo galpal at??

girl2:oh shes bein a hoebag.-_-

by ahhhhhshit.. January 29, 2009

galpalification

When you make something inherently gay into something that’s irritably straight

“Did you see what they did to Fried Green Tomatoes?? That’s galpalification !”

by Bunnybanter August 5, 2021

Gal Pal

What Republicans call lesbians.

Old Lady: "You young ladies look like such good friends."
Lisa: "Thanks, ma'am, but we're not just gal pals, we're dating."

by gangry October 13, 2015

gaypal

said in reference to the faggots of PayPal when you sick of them and their restrictions and countless problems.

jim: what's wrong man ?
tim; those bastards of gaypal, they've frozen my moeny, man.

by sasatefa2009 November 26, 2017

Gal Pal

term used by people who are either A.) Blinded by heteronormativity B.) Homophobic or C.) all of the above when speaking of a romantic relationship between two females. Usually used by newsreporters. May also be used by said females in romantic relationship in the prescense of homophobes and/or oblivious people-said with heavy sarcasm and eye-rolls, and in some occasions, the flipping of the bird.

1.) Newsreporter to : "So It says here your gal pal and you went out to insert expensive restaurant together, alone, and returned to your house for the night. In the morning you went out to breakfast and held hands-what good friends you two are!-as you walked in the park. Other than that, your Valentines day seems quite empty. Are there any men your pursuing at the moment? I bet you saw some cute guys when you were out with your gal pal at that restaurant! ;)"

Woman being interviewed: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*

2.) Woman: *Kisses girl who wears matching ring and coordinating formal outfits under a white arch*

News Reporter: "Wow! What a wonderfull friendship! You two are some amazing gal pals! Any cute guys on any of your horizons? ;) I hear there are handsome men at formal events!"

Woman:" If you could excuse my gal pal and I, we're about to buy a house, spend the rest of our lives together, and adopt some wonderfull children who we will love unconditionally." *kisses woman next to her in white dress.*

Newsreporter: Gal pals <3

by pugsaersad February 27, 2015

gaypalm

(Pronounced like napalm)

Verb
1. The act of sweet ass homosexual men regulating punishment on scandalous ass bitches in any way that they feel is necessary for the level of trifling that went down. (Most common usage)

2. The act of literally being slapped by the hand of a homosexual for being a trifling ass bitch.

Noun
3. The hand belonging to a homosexual that slaps bitches who trifle.

1. "Tony did you hear about that little bitch talking to your man? I think we should gaypalm his ass. Let's tell everybody he has the herp."

2. "James, you have to tell the story about when you were at the club and you had to gaypalm that bitch in the face for getting out of line."

3. "Step off hoe, I have a gaypalm with your name on it."

by Tony Lupo and James Michel December 11, 2006