Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
During the smartphone tea party era:
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
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If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
Get the paw the gaunch mug.A roblox game of which my friends have become addicted too. this "Gunchilla" of sorts has become a parasite in my daily life... I can't escape it
Ex1.
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"
"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"
EX2.
" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝
"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"
"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
HOW IT STARTED
"what is a gunchilla"
"oh its just a what we call this roblox game called gorilla"
EX2.
" ̧̨̛̬̝̳̪̦͇̹͙͎̪̯͙͛̍̏̀̀̒̿̋͐̀̿̈́́̉́͂̿̿̆͘͠ͅͅG̵̡̹̟̻͕͗̈͛Ų̵̢̨̛̛̲̼͇̤̩͉̱͉̥̜̞͕̠̜̠̩̟͈͉̦̊̎́͑̈́́̓͊̏̉̓͌́͒͆̊̐̋͌̓̿͌̾̒̕͘͝͠N ͇̜̦̳͉̓́͒̏͛̂́̀̔̂̀́̀̈́͑̈́͋̔͑͠͠͝C ̨̺̱͈͆͑̅͊͊̓̀̑̏̈́̓̈̂͂̌͂̔̈́̇̈̚͘͝Ḩ̵͇͉̥͗̃̋̉̀͌̈́̿͊̑͗̌̃̃͐̚̕̕͘Ỉ̴̢̲̟̦͖̪̆̿͛̔̉̀̓͂̊̇̌͗̓́̉̐̔͒̽̇͆́̑̓͘̚͘̕͝L ̳̭͖͚̜̻̮̣̤̯̝̒̋̀͂́́̍͐̉̒̂̃͘̕̚Ļ̴̧̡̗̣̦̜͔͉̘̳̻̖̙̞̝͈͕̥̩̂̈́̓̅̍͛̕ͅA ̢̢̛̛̩͍̦̝̠̫͎͈̱̞̻̲͙̲̰̜͇̙͉̿̀͗̄̈́̀̈̿͗͜ ̶̢̡̝͇̰͖͍̝̖̙̣̥̗͇̮̺̱͉̺̞̩͕̝́̋̒̏̐͜T̶͈̭̟͉̖͈͕̟̖̰̱̳̼̗̱̟̩̪͍̞̰̊̄͑͊̅̾̿̐̽͑́̓̇̊̑̎̒͗̕̚͜͠͠I ̧̗͈͒͛̄̽̾̾͂̂̌̽̑͋͗͂̅͗̈́̑͋̌̾͗̉͌̈́̀̽̈Ṁ̴̤̰̰̣͔̠͍͇̫͙̒͜Ḙ̴̝̜̇͛́́̀̚"̶̛̝͉͖̤̭̗̖̈́̃̀́̐̀͒̀̊̀̀͐͒͐͋͝
"Please end my suffering I'll do anything!"
"̶̨͉͇̫̠̠͙͚̗̱̺͓̙͖̏̀͂̈́̈́̈̋̔͛̂͊̐̇̊̽̈̐̑̇́̈̈́͠͝͠Ş̴̰̯̖̟̗̘̼͈̦̠͈̰̫͚̫̥̯̑͑̌͌̈́̉̊̈́̒̃͌͐̇̍̇̓̓̿̐̽͂̚͘͘͝Ų̴̻̪͙̤̗͓͙̥̯̱̲̯̹͇̠͔̲́͑̒̓̓̒͊͜͠͝͝B̶̢̡̨̡̢̢̢̛̛͉͔̜̠̝̗̱͇̪̩͍̫̰̟̹͎̤̟̭̣̲́̒̑̃̀̈́̓̑͂̈́͑̈̈́͆̽̆̕̕͘M̵̳̥͇͔͛̉́̑̂̽͆̀̀̈́̾̃̍̃͠͝I ̞̙̲̼̥͇̞̘͖̭̻̉T̶̛̙̝͙̮̩̉̔̈̊͌̀̓̆͋̈̃̂͌̐̂́̐͒̉̽̔̓̽͘͘͝͝͠ͅ" ̨̦͈̲̭̗͖͉͕̺̫̝̓͛̌̚̚͜
by Steamed Broccoli March 21, 2021
Get the gunchilla mug.Gaunch was a term coined by a Varsity Football player in 1977 and popularized by a Phys Ed teacher in the 1980's. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties. Many "Gaunches" seem to have been in trouble with the law, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. School was not as much a place of education but as a playground to bring teachers and administrators to their knees. Fueled by the love of a good time and an irreverence to the status quo.
by darrylsdef2011 January 24, 2011
Get the Gaunch mug.A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.
by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019
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He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.
He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.
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