guchknocker

a derogatory term for homosexuals

Lance Bass is a guchknocker

by jesusisonlsd December 27, 2006

Guche

The sometimes hairy bit inbetween your balls and arsehole

The guche trimming faries came and trimmed my guche hair overnight

by Taylor January 21, 2005

guche

Area inbetween a man's scrotal sack and anus.

Your guche is probably the most sweaty part of the body.

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

Guched

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

south-american guche piranna

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

Guchemagidge

Gu che ma gidge (Noun): An observable force of will power, almost indescribable like je ne sais quoi, confounding the wise with joy. Having nothing, yet possessing everything and bearing gifts.

This Guchemagidge served red kool-aid at the White House. We arrived at the Guchemagidge just in time hear the Fat Lady Sang. What do you have on Guchemagidge?

by WriteIMorpheus August 23, 2021

Guckenspechiel

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.

-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.

by roseaposie March 25, 2010