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Güchen

the overall word for what is extremely cute. Used in many situations with the interjections "Oh" or "Ah!", Güchen defines all as being the cutest fucking thing in the world. To use güchen that means that a bunny rabbit in a field of flowers sucks monster cock to whatever you describe as cute.
Billy: "I failed my test today, but look at this puppy I got for my birthday!"

Evetta: "Oh! Güchen!"

Phillip: "Did you see Lesa's baby? It was SO cute"

Janine: "But not GÜCHEN cute though"
by rrocks15 June 2, 2011
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Gochenour

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.
by Kalbach September 30, 2023
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gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places
Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!
by mdubswag May 19, 2011
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Guocheng

A guy who doesn't care about other, a dick, and an Asian Albino
That guy must be a Guocheng
by Guocheng September 13, 2017
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gauchenschnoff

german word for beer pong also synomous with partying and having sex with many girls in different places at different times. Also an olympic sport.
Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.
by Bartledog69 May 19, 2011
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Guchanel

A luxury brand designed by Genius, Billionare, Philanthropist. Sarah in my class
GUCHANEL PUTS PRADA TO SHAME! GIGI HADID IS PERFECT FOR THEM!
by hyperdino April 20, 2021
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Guche

The piece of skin between your asshole and your nuttsack - at first seemingly useless, yet prevents a man from shitting on his own balls.
i've got a sore guche from riding my bicycle all day
by b4st4rd December 28, 2005
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