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Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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Pong Fong

A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.
This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.
by SlauterHouZe101 May 22, 2010
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Fongerosa

An exceptionally large or suprising fonger
Look at the eiffel tower, it's quite the fongerosa!
by The Grabulator August 20, 2006
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Fronging

Fronging is the mix of fr on god but is used as a verb
Guy 1:YO I JUST I GOT SOME HEAD

Guy 2: YOU FRONGING RN????
by Sugoma_ August 13, 2022
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fong kong

"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.

This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
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fong tzu

a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.
brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"
by mo tzu November 23, 2011
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flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.
by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018
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