they are both useless and in the way doing things that needn't be done and being gay so they are futile
by Speakerofminds January 31, 2010
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American culture is futile!
by karenjacqueline January 17, 2014
An extremely unintelligent attention whore who enjoys posting radical, unsupported claims on internet fora, then insulting anyone who dares disagree. Sometimes a troll. Frequents www.penny-arcade.com/forums. Takes offense to having his name capitalized.
by Jake V January 10, 2006
As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017
Something that's good, a positive description of a thing. A reversed meaning, along the lines of 'bad', 'wicked', 'bum' etc.
Coined by Chris Morris in the popular UK TV show Nathan Barley.
Coined by Chris Morris in the popular UK TV show Nathan Barley.
by Dan Ashcroft April 14, 2005
1. In Star Trek, part of the standard message used by the Borg when they encounter an alien race they intend to assimilate into their collective.
2. In other uses (such as gaming), uttered by somebody about to launch what they believe to be an all-out and unstoppable attack against an opponent with the intent of conquering/defeating them in one fell swoop. Only to be used if you want to announce your presence.
3. Also used by a victor just after having utterly crushed an opponent.
2. In other uses (such as gaming), uttered by somebody about to launch what they believe to be an all-out and unstoppable attack against an opponent with the intent of conquering/defeating them in one fell swoop. Only to be used if you want to announce your presence.
3. Also used by a victor just after having utterly crushed an opponent.
1. WE ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
2. Player 1: "Well, I've got your forces surrounded. You're going to die now. Resistance is futile"
Player 2: "Oh, we're boned"
3. Spoinkenstein just headshot Cheezsandwich for the 10th time in a row.
Spoinkenstein: Resistance is futile.
Cheezsandwich: "D'oh!"
2. Player 1: "Well, I've got your forces surrounded. You're going to die now. Resistance is futile"
Player 2: "Oh, we're boned"
3. Spoinkenstein just headshot Cheezsandwich for the 10th time in a row.
Spoinkenstein: Resistance is futile.
Cheezsandwich: "D'oh!"
by Neverpetaburningdog June 03, 2004