Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Luke Fulcher

Sexiest human being on earth, kind and hard, massive dick that is bigger than Reece pitau's .

Wow! Look at Luke Fulcher he's massive bro

by Fulchur May 14, 2015

Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.

Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"

by couchsalesman November 30, 2009

futhering

noun: 1. the act of foreplay prior to sexual intercourse. anything involving oral sex is generally referred to as extreme futhering, esp. the type of shit you do with a slam piece before you get diggity down.

2. something that heavencrushrs rarely attempt or are invited to.

verb: to futher. to perform the act of futhering.

so i was at this party and got to futhering with this hotass slam piece.

bro, nice.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008

tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.

Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.

by Looger October 1, 2004

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.

"Those futher mucks robbed me!"

by Jay June 2, 2004