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Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.
by Brun_LP October 12, 2010
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Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.
Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009
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The Futbol Republic

The best server on discord. There are phenomenal people here like RP and Kaiser, but the best of them is sanguiqini. Although it has Futbol in the name, you'll never find a conversation where the word football or any team/player is mentioned. There are also various events and the general chat is always funny. Undoubtedly the best server on Discord.
"Yo, what's the best server on Discord"

"It's The Futbol Republic no cap."
by albaniaman42069 March 15, 2021
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Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie
by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024
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I Love Futbol

An euphemism generally used to refer to intense homosexual intercourse involving more than 2 men, used by people to weed out other gay men in online communities.
Gay man: Man, i love futbol
Normal man: Hey isn't it called football?
Gay man 2: I love futbol too, great stuff
by ANotThatFunnyJester August 21, 2022
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Valencia Club de Fútbol

An extremely racist football/soccer club from the city of Valencia, Spain. Man, i can't stand these racist scumbags.
Valencia Club de Fútbol is a racist footballl club. They just called Vinicius a monkey.
by IDontCareBro March 11, 2024
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