fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

furnuts

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.

Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.

by David Poots March 23, 2008

Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

Fonuts

Fake donuts: healthy donuts that are baked, not fried and/or: gluten, sugar, lactose etc free, Vegan, etc (basically taking everything fantabulous that makes a donut a donut)=A Fonut!!

I'll take a half dozen glazed fonuts.

by AvaD. March 28, 2020

Funute

To be funny and cute at the same time.

The video of the kitten running into the screen door was funute.

by Devon Parsons January 13, 2009

Phallopian Funus

What Is: A female That Has Green Slimmy Shit In Her Phallopian Tubes That Looks Like A Baby!!!!!!!

Eat A Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jghvjkvkjhbjklbl December 10, 2003

Funus

To you cause immense psychic pain to those around you.

Josh Roever is funusing right now.

by person784 January 20, 2025